Picked and mixed

So, the Barclay Brothers have bought the Woolworth brand name. Some would say a good portfolio match with the Daily Telegraph which they already own. Cold, empty and deserted.
And what a track record they have....

• Bought the European newspaper - closed
• Bought Littlewoods - with their mates at HBOS. Ha ha
• Bought Scotsman - 7 editors in nine years. Sold it
• Relaunched Sunday Business paper - sank
• Bought Telegraph - 100 journos sacked
• Bought channel island. Held election. Lost. Sacked island.

Only issue is, amid all this slapstick, how did they ever find the time to make that Crazy record?